I decided to use William *sigh* again, if I have been talking about him too much on here I'm sorry, but in all honesty he won't leave me alone. He pesters me day and night, he feels I abandoned him which is only half true. I did go on a bit of a Netflix binge, but he will have to get over it.
I hope, I don't make everyone hate him. I hate him, the ungrateful brat, anyway. I thought I would conduct this one like an interview between him and me, because they can be fun if not tedious. So I hope you all enjoy.
Okay question number one. What is your secret desire?
To have you actually work on my story, instead of making pathetic excuses and eating. You are getting fat.
Well, I see we're off to a great start.
Second question, what is the best and brightest moment you experience during the story?
Don't talk about me like I'm made up I find it distressing.
I find you distressing.
I am not a story.
'We are all stories in the end'
You just quoted that from that ridiculous show you are enamored with.
Third question, What are the emotional places you are afraid to go to?
I mean it!
There was that time when I somewhat lost interest in living.
He was incredibly suicidal.
You have a dazzling intellect.
I like this one, is there a place/city/room where you will never go?
I have been thrown out of lots of places.
You know what they are asking, stop stalling.
Fine, 2120 Burrow Street.
That's it, you aren't going to tell them why.
It was a long time ago.
Question five, If you were permanently leaving town, what would you easily throw out? What would you refuse to part with and why?
Pretty much everything, I can always get more things.
Show them you have a heart.
I'll indulge you, I would refuse to part with Belle, everything else is replaceable.
I would need a cook.
Question number six. What do you want consciously and tangibly?
Those are large words for you, are you sure you understand the question.
I could say the same for you, well...
Peace... peace from your endless questions.
Oh, I see, well let me answer this one. William seeks love and acceptance and if he wasn't an incorrigible beast. He would've found it sooner.
That was uncalled for, I mean really a 'beast' how original.
Moving on, on the other hand: What do you need( on the emotional, subconscious level)?
He needs to forgive himself.
I enjoy my self hate it keeps me grounded
It's triumphed only by your ego
Question number eight, if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
That would mean I would need to have faults.
*snort* I could give you a list, stubborn, moody, self centered, rude...need I go on
I thought those were some of my finer qualities
Are we quite done.
Two more, What is the most humiliating event of your life?
Fine last one, What things do you turn to when you need hope?
You of course my Authoress, the one who always promises hope, before you crush it and me all with a devilish grin on your face.
It's tough love and character development, please stop being such a child.
I'm off to do violin lessons, so I hope everyone enjoys a glimpse into my sad mental state.