Look even the writing is all girly and blegh. Sorry, as a self proclaimed hater of Valentine's day I cannot bear all the red and pink things floating around, except for the chocolate. I love the chocolate, the day after Valentine's Day is the best day. Because CHEAP CHOCOLATE!
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So I was going to do a couple I swear I was, but I decided, just now really. That I'm going to do My Goblin King, and the poor girl he stalks, then kidnaps to be his queen. Yes, I took the Valentine's love thing and flipped it on it's head. Yes, I really just wanted an excuse to use multiple Jareth gifs, judge me if you must. In light of Bowie's recent passing I thought it was fitting.
1.How did they first meet?
* Glinting smile*
She wished for me, she wanted to make a bargain.
I did nothing of the sort, I didn't even know who he was, or where he came from.
She loves to tease me.
No, I don't! I don't even know you!
2.What were their first impressions of each other?
Terror, pure terror. In-fact, I am still feeling pretty terrorized.
Your going to give a bad impression of me, dearest.
You do that well enough yourself! Did you know he kidnaps babies as well. I mean kidnapping me was bad enough, but children!
You turn them into Goblins!
Only the ugly ones.
3. How long have they been a couple?
We aren't, there is nothing more to it. *Angry huff*
Of course I have! What loon would accept.
You will come around.
I most certainly will not!
4.How committed/loyal are they to each other? Would they break up over a secret or a disagreement? Could stress drive them apart? Would they die for each other?
See how monstrous he is. He expects me to just accept that he took me away from everything, and live happily in the hole he calls home. I would gladly kill him, if I could get a hold of a weapon.
I suppose that answers the question of if I would die for her, she has already wounded me.
Good you deserve it, and I'm not the least bit sorry.
5.List 5 “food quirks” they know about each other. (Ex: how they take their coffee, if they’re allergic to something, etc….and feel free to mention other non-food quirks!)
I have never seen him eat, I imagine he drinks blood and gnaws the bones of his victims
Nothing so beast like I assure you, she refuses to eat anything, I offer her.
It could be poison or something worse.
What a waste that would be.
6. Does anyone disapprove of their relationship?
Besides me, my parents, the entire Kingdom, I'm sure there is a law or something.
See how quickly she denies our love.
Hate would be a far more appropriate word.
7. What would be an ideal date?
*Indignant" The day he comes out of his fantasy, and brings me home.
Lunch perhaps, in the Crystal Caverns, or a dance.
8.What are their personality dynamics? Similar? Contrasting? Do they fight a lot or mesh perfectly?
We have nothing in common, he is deluded.
I like to think we are similar in more ways than one, we are both stubborn.
9. What have been their best and worst moments together as a couple?
For the last time, we are not a couple. His company has been forced upon me for about a week, and all of that time has been horrible.
I must admit, she was far more fun when she didn't know I existed. She has been rather rude and ungrateful since, I took it upon myself to make her a queen.
Reigning happily, I'm sure she will accept my offer eventually.
Home, home and nowhere near him.
Well I hope you all like this, umm sorry he is such a creep. He is very much a villain, and no there is not going to be some kind of weird Stockholm ish relationship between them, it's very one sided.